27 April 2017 @ 05:08 pm
Poor Sonuvabitch Day  
Title: Poor Sonuvabitch Day
Rating: T/PG-13
Characters: Finn, Noah, Kurt, Charlie, Harvey, Nova, Casey, Dave
Warning(s): Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
Authors' Notes: Happy 2017 NFL Draft day!
Series: Story of Three Boys
Wordcount: 2338
Summary: The NFL Draft always starts on a Thursday night.

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We probably should’ve warned him. )
14 August 2016 @ 01:04 pm
Title: Recognition
Rating: G
Character(s): Sam, Finn, Brittany, Kurt, Tina, Mike, Mercedes, Noah, Santana, Artie, Quinn, Rachel
Warnings: None
Authors’ Notes: While looking for something else entirely, we found this work, unfinished, in our Google Docs. The last edits had been made in 2012, and we had apparently just abandoned it and forgotten about it. So here it is, a literal missing piece of SOTB, given a loving polish by [livejournal.com profile] davidofoz for your reading pleasure. [And while your instincts will likely scream otherwise, Taliaferro is pronounced "Toliver"]
Word Count: 5260
Summary: Graduating with the McKinley class of 2012 brings with it a certain notoriety.

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He never thought a school board speech and show choir could result in such lack of anonymity. )
24 July 2016 @ 05:52 pm
29 Years [2016 Fuckurt Big Bang]  

Title: 29 Years
Artist: FreakingPotter
Pairing(s): Finn Hudson/Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson/Rachel Berry, Noah Puckerman/Original Character(s)
Rating: E (Explicit)
Genre(s): Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Domestic
Warning(s): Violence, some homophobic language and internalized homophobia
Wordcount: 41,767
Summary: Nearly eleven years after believing they had parted ways for good, in the most hurtful and painful way possible, Finn and Puck lay eyes on one another again in an elementary school classroom in Santa Monica. Their daughters, Pips and Moxxie, instantly become best friends, forcing Finn and Puck to finally look at the ways they’ve hurt each other and the ways they can heal. Precocious Parent Trap–style matchmaking is just icing on the cake.

29 Years by patchfire & raving_liberal
24 July 2016 @ 05:48 pm
Roadside Attraction [2016 Fuckurt Big Bang]  

Title: Roadside Attraction
Artist(s): mapgirl
Pairing(s): Finn Hudson/Noah Puckerman
Rating: M (Mature)
Genre(s): Road Trip, Rom-Com
Warning(s): None
Wordcount: 20,520
Summary: When Puck asked Finn to come with him to LA, Finn turned him down, and he still stands by that decision – but driving cross-country with Puck to help him move his stuff and then flying alone back to Lima doesn’t count as going with him, right? With the back of Puck’s jeep crammed full of all his belongings, Puck and Finn set off for California. Their carefully-mapped journey goes awry when Finn sees a flier at a rest stop for the Big Brain with Smart Lighting in Bloomington, Indiana. Their plan is further derailed when Puck insists it’s only fair that if Finn got to see the Big Brain, he gets to see the Giant Copper Indian. The Crookedest Street in the World, the McDonald’s Museum and Store #1, a series of questionable motels… The anticipated three day drive to California stretches beyond a week, and in the midst of hokey Americana and increasingly bizarre roadside attractions, Finn and Puck begin to realize that they’re both looking for reasons to delay the inevitable end.

Roadside Attraction by patchfire and raving_liberal
29 April 2016 @ 11:03 am
Happy 5th Birthday to Story of Three Boys  
On this date in 2011, [livejournal.com profile] patchfire posted a roughly 1000 word fic to the [livejournal.com profile] puckurt community that would become the very first piece of a 2.2 million words series you know as Story of Three Boys, Perfect Gift.

Happy 5th birthday, Story of Three Boys. You were a life-changer for us!

28 April 2016 @ 04:27 pm
On this date in Story of Three Boys history  
The #3 spot. [28 April 2016]

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04 March 2016 @ 09:50 pm
Fic: Tony-Winning Dinner  
Title: Tony-Winning Dinner
Rating: G
Character(s): Eliza Hudson, Rachel Berry, OFC
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1483
Summary: Just before leaving for college in 2037, Eliza knows she can, without repercussion, come out to her mother.

And my dads are a bit obsessed with size )
02 March 2016 @ 07:16 pm
Current Projects - WIPs for you!  
If you don't subscribe to us on AO3 (and seriously, why don't you? you should do that!) you might not know about our two current regularly-updating WIPs.

Broken Pieces: (Finn/Puck, Finn/Puck/Kurt) After Blaine's death, Kurt completely loses his ability to cope and function. Finn and Puck—together for 15 years—travel to New York at Carole's urging to provide comfort and support for Kurt when it becomes clear that he is on the verge of a total breakdown. The stability they provide turns into a relationships none of them could have anticipated. Updates every Sunday.

Worth Something: (Finn/Puck) Finn and Puck are nearly finished with college, and despite discussing their individual plans, they still haven’t talked about the simple fact that they could be in different cities as early as June of 2016. Updates 2nd & 4th Tuesdays.

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26 February 2016 @ 01:42 pm
Title: What You're Worth
Rating: PG
Character(s): Puck, Kurt
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: For Fuckurt Week: First Time, and for Rav, who wanted to know how this conversation went. Takes place during 3x21 'Statistic' and before 'Take Care'.
Word Count: 322
Summary: Love their loves.

I don't think that's on the table, is it? )
09 January 2016 @ 01:11 am
First Time Conspirator  
Title: First Time Conspirator
Rating: G
Character(s): Finn, Kurt
Warnings: Non
Authors’ Notes: A little fill-in-the-black pastfic for Kinnja Day, organized by the lovely finnkurtismydrug. We're so happy to finally have a strong motivation to fill in the missing anniversary! Special thanks to our pal gleennui (aka the Amazing Lizbef) for giving this a quick proofread, since it was a little too spur-of-the-moment to spring on our beloved [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz!
Word Count: 1685
Summary: The Hudson-Hummel triad has four anniversaries between them.

Kurt, Noah, and Finn celebrate the anniversary of "their Tuesday" – November 20, 2012. Kurt and Noah celebrate on the anniversary of their wedding, January 17, 2015. Noah and Finn celebrate on the day they first met, August 22, 2000.

Kurt and Finn celebrate on May 15th (2011), and this is why.

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It’s kind of like you’re the boss of everybody, but they don’t all know it yet. )
07 January 2016 @ 10:13 am
The Lions in Winter  
Title: The Lions in Winter
Pairing(s): Finn Hudson/Noah Puckerman, background Kurt/Blaine, OFC/OMC
Rating: E (Explicit)
Word count: 27,666
Summary: Puck and Finn discover more quickly than hoped that busking doesn’t pay the rent and leave money for anything else.

The Lions in Winter
15 December 2015 @ 03:38 pm
Tooth & Nail [Fuckurt Big Bang 2015]  

Title: Tooth & Nail
Artist: Mapgirl
Pairing(s): Fuckurt (Finn/Kurt/Puck)
Rating: M (Mature)
Genre: Political AU, Canon Divergence
Warnings: Political Shenanigans
Word count: 20,352
Summary: Heading into the ‘24 presidential elections, T&N Political Consultants begin the process of choosing the candidate. With 11 congressional seats and two Senate races in their legendary Binder Of Wins, Finn, Kurt, and Puck are poised to have a major impact on the outcome of the Democratic primary. Despite the upcoming primary season their friends and family are urging Kurt to find someone to date and hoping for Finn and Puck to settle down, which is a little complicated, considering the three of them have been involved with each other since high school and that the success of their consulting firm is built on the foundation of their three-person personal and professional relationship. Sequel to Political Junkies.

Tooth & Nail by patchfire and raving_liberal
12 December 2015 @ 05:07 pm
Beautiful & Close & Young [Fuckurt Big Bang 2015]  

Title: Beautiful & Close & Young
Author(s): patchfire and raving_liberal
Artist(s): FreakingPotter
Pairing(s): Finn Hudson/Noah Puckerman
Rating: E (Explicit)
Genre(s): Drama, Fix-It
Warning(s): Past Character Death, Past Canonical Character Death
Wordcount: 16296
Summary: Two years ago, Finn Hudson died, and Puck tried to keep living. He left Lima, then left the state, and started working as a bartender in Pittsburgh. He has friends. He even dates sometimes. And sometimes, he thinks he sees Finn in the faces passing by. Moving on would be easier if Puck didn’t feel like everything was out of sync, and that the life he should have been living with Finn is still somehow possible.

Two years ago, Noah Puckerman died, and Finn tried to keep living. He left Lima, then left the state, and started working as a bartender in Pittsburgh. He has friends. He even dates sometimes. And sometimes, he thinks he sees Puck in the faces passing by. Moving on would be easier if Finn didn’t feel like everything was out of sync, and that the life he should have been living with Puck is still somehow possible.

Beautiful & Close & Young
03 December 2015 @ 10:58 am
Hardest Part  
Title: Hardest Part [8/8]
Pairing(s): Rachel Berry & Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson/Noah Puckerman, past Finn Hudson/Rachel Berry
Characters: Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman, the various parents
Rating: NC-17 (Explicit)
Warnings: Discussion of abortion and adoption, unplanned pregnancy
Word count: 32241
Summary: A one-night stand sends two lives spiraling in opposite directions. For Rachel, that night leads to nine months that don't fit into her plan. For Finn, it leads to a relationship he never expected, but which turns out to be exactly what he needs when Rachel's nine months turns into Finn's next 18 years.

Hardest Part
12 July 2015 @ 05:55 pm
Bring My History Home (Out With A Bang)  

Title: Bring My History Home (for Out With A Bang)
Authors: patchfire & raving_liberal
Artists: FreakingPotter & tessisamess
Pairing(s): Finn Hudson/Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson, past Finn Hudson/Rachel Berry, past Noah Puckerman/Quinn Fabray
Rating: NC-17 (Explicit)
Genre: Crossover (Sons of Anarchy), AU
Warnings: Major and minor character death; violence; homicide; MC-typical extreme homophobia and misogyny (including graphic language); child abuse (off screen); suicide (offscreen/past); illegal drug use; underage drinking, smoking, and sexual activities
Word count: 62224
Summary: Growing up inside SAMCOH, the Lima, Ohio, charter of the Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club, meant a life of violence, glory, and living by the club’s rules. Finn, his best friend Puck, and his stepbrother Kurt, all second-generation members, never considered any other life outside of the club, however high the cost. When Finn gets out of prison after serving 10 months for taking the fall for another club member’s lies and treachery, he has to decide whether to recommit himself fully to the life he was born to live as the heir-apparent of SAMCOH or if he can finally give himself permission to leave the club and live the life he wanted for himself—and Puck—instead.

Bring My History Home
Digital Art by FreakingPotter
Graphics by Tessisamess
Downloadable fanmix by us (cover by [livejournal.com profile] tessisamess)
10 July 2015 @ 10:56 pm
Patch & Rav's Rules of Every 'Verse  
1. It’s always the same woman in the turquoise suit.

2. Nothing good ever happens at Taco Bell.

3. We always know where our OCs are.

4. Puck will never, EVER eat those peas.

5. Everything is actually Fuckurt or Pinn.

6. There’s pretty much always a West Wing reference, whether we did it consciously or not.

7. “There’s a The National song for that.”
29 April 2015 @ 03:42 pm
Four Years Old :)  
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Four years ago, the longest coffeeshop AU started. ;) We had no idea that 879 words (the first substantial fic I’d written since Miss B was born, and very nearly since J was born) would spawn a total of 2.2 million plus (in addition to AUs). I had no idea the things that would happen or that would be realized or any of that.

It feels like yesterday and it feels like forever ago, that ravingliberal and I started out down this road. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I’d trade very little of the last four years, actually, all things considered.

Happy birthday, little series that took on a life of your own. <3
10 January 2015 @ 11:49 am
The Time We Do Have  
Title: The Time We Do Have
Rating: NC-17
Character(s): Puck, Kurt, Rachel, Quinn, Carole, Burt, Will Bailey (West Wing), Finn
Warnings: Canonical Character Death, Grief/Mourning, post-5x03
Authors’ Notes: The playlist for this story can be downloaded here.
Many thanks to david-of-oz for an even better than usual editing job (and his usual is miles above most people's best). Additional thanks to separatrix and gleennui for their initial read-throughs of this work.
Word Count: 38599
Summary: In May, Puck mails a birthday card. Opening a dialogue with Kurt allows both of them to finally grieve and begin to heal, even if it doesn't exactly help them start moving on. Their new ways to manage end up including each other, for better or for worse, as they build their life around a three-person relationship with only two people in it.

The Time We Do Have
04 January 2015 @ 05:22 pm
The Time We Do Have [downloadable playlist]  

Download Here

Tracklist )
15 December 2014 @ 02:59 pm
One Last Time, One Last Fight [complete series]  
Series Title: One Last Time, One Last Fight
Series Notes: A canon-divergent transmedia experimental fix-it fic project.
Series Rating: G through NC-17
Series Warnings: Canonical character death, Grief/Mourning, Mental Breakdown/Mental Health Issues
Series Summary: It wasn't the first time Finn disappeared, but it was the first time he didn't come back.

Title: Search for people, places and things
Summary: The space between 3/19, 5:47pm, and 3/20, 1:11am.

Title: I wish I could scream myself awake
Word Count: 2,437
Summary: 5:37pm: It’s been five days and I can’t believe this is real. I changed your passwords today, because I don’t want anyone else messing around on your account, not even your mom. I still keep thinking that if someone had to go young, it was supposed to be me, not you. Not you.

Title: Details of Incident
Word Count: 312
Summary: On Tuesday, March 19, 2013 @2110 hrs the City of Cincinnati Police received a report that a vehicle had impacted with the guard rail in the area of 2477 Ohio River Scenic Byway.

Title: Now that I come to fall
Word Count: 1,284
Summary: Wash away, he thinks. Just wash away.

Title: Produce Name/Aisle/Bin
Summary: Ikea Bolingbrook, 750 E Boughton Road, Bolingbrook, IL 60440

Title: My Special One
Word Count: 817
Summary: 10:45am: After I get out of bed, that is. I didn’t even set an alarm today, so I’m just lying in bed. Usually I send you messages from my laptop but I’m lying in bed right now.

Title: One Last Time, One Last Fight
Summary: Downloadable playlist

Title: Shake off some shame
Word Count: 2,311
Summary: Dear Puck,

I know the text didn’t say much. This postcard doesn’t say much, either. I’m sorry I had to leave. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you in person, but I think you would’ve stopped me and I didn’t want to be stopped. I’ll be ok.


Title: Mailing Box
Word Count: 120
Summary: Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Hanukkah. Love, Mom.

Title: Tunnel vision lights my way
Word Count: 2,104
Summary: Puck feels like he’s living in a movie’s opening sequence.

Title: As the moon hung proud and bright
Word Count: 4,415
Summary: It's probably a good thing he doesn't have his drink yet.

Title: 500 Ft.
Summary: Routes to scale.

Title: When I fall asleep I can see your face
Word Count: 2,774
Summary: “This is the best day.”

Title: General Account Settings
Summary: Current:
Retype new:

Title: It was you breathless and tall
Word Count: 3,645
Summary: He slips out of bed at five before eight, whispering to a still-sleeping Finn that he’s going to start breakfast.

Title: We'll Pick You Up(tm)
Summary: Mileage is unlimited in the continental US.

Title: It's not hard to live like a ghost
Word Count: 2,147
Summary: Puck spends those ten minutes looking around the Lima Bean like he’s planning to rob it later.

Title: Hundreds of lives, thousands of years
Word Count: 7,774
Summary: He texts the number he hasn’t called since March, Carole’s, with the simple message Coming to your house. Important.

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