27 April 2017 @ 05:08 pm
Poor Sonuvabitch Day  
Title: Poor Sonuvabitch Day
Rating: T/PG-13
Characters: Finn, Noah, Kurt, Charlie, Harvey, Nova, Casey, Dave
Warning(s): Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
Authors' Notes: Happy 2017 NFL Draft day!
Series: Story of Three Boys
Wordcount: 2338
Summary: The NFL Draft always starts on a Thursday night.

Or read on AO3.

We probably should’ve warned him. )
 
 
04 March 2016 @ 09:50 pm
Fic: Tony-Winning Dinner  
Title: Tony-Winning Dinner
Rating: G
Character(s): Eliza Hudson, Rachel Berry, OFC
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1483
Summary: Just before leaving for college in 2037, Eliza knows she can, without repercussion, come out to her mother.

And my dads are a bit obsessed with size )
 
 
13 October 2014 @ 10:04 am
Five [part 3 of 3]  
Title: Five
Rating: NC-17
Character(s): Finn, Noah, Kurt; Syd Beckett; the Hudson, Hummel, and Hudson-Hummel children; Tina Cohen-Chang and Mike Chang; Quinn Fabray; Burt and Carole; Audrey Hudson-Hummel; Beth Corcoran; Rachel Berry; Jesse St. James; Miles Brown; Blaine Anderson; other original characters
Warnings: Miscarriage/pregnancy loss; implied consensual but unsafe BDSM; surrogacy/adoption; biting/bloodplay; [non-biological sibling incest (in easteregged fic)]
Editing/Betaing: After our long hiatus, and immediately on the heels of having major surgery, [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz once again stepped up to undertake the not inconsiderable workload you see before you. Words cannot adequately express our gratitude for the years of professionalism and skill he has gifted us. Patch and Rav both agree that there would be no SOTB without [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz. We would also like to thank [livejournal.com profile] separatrix and [livejournal.com profile] bicrim for being first readers on this project.
Authors’ Notes: Be sure to click on any links. Also, did we mention that this monstrosity is technically the teaser for Six Weeks?
Word Count: 22,700
Summary: Five floors, five years, and five kids.

Part One
Part Two

No talking. You’re the worst. )
 
 
13 October 2014 @ 10:00 am
Five [part 2 of 3]  
Title: Five
Rating: NC-17
Character(s): Finn, Noah, Kurt; Syd Beckett; the Hudson, Hummel, and Hudson-Hummel children; Tina Cohen-Chang and Mike Chang; Quinn Fabray; Burt and Carole; Audrey Hudson-Hummel; Beth Corcoran; Rachel Berry; Jesse St. James; Miles Brown; Blaine Anderson; other original characters
Warnings: Miscarriage/pregnancy loss; implied consensual but unsafe BDSM; surrogacy/adoption; biting/bloodplay; [non-biological sibling incest (in easteregged fic)]
Editing/Betaing: After our long hiatus, and immediately on the heels of having major surgery, [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz once again stepped up to undertake the not inconsiderable workload you see before you. Words cannot adequately express our gratitude for the years of professionalism and skill he has gifted us. Patch and Rav both agree that there would be no SOTB without [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz. We would also like to thank [livejournal.com profile] separatrix and [livejournal.com profile] bicrim for being first readers on this project.
Authors’ Notes: Be sure to click on any links. Also, did we mention that this monstrosity is technically the teaser for Six Weeks?
Word Count: 22,700
Summary: Five floors, five years, and five kids.

Part One

Please don’t tell me you’ve been reading about experimental genetics again, darling. )

Part Three
 
 
13 October 2014 @ 09:58 am
Five [part 1 of 3]  
Title: Five
Rating: NC-17
Character(s): Finn, Noah, Kurt; Syd Beckett; the Hudson, Hummel, and Hudson-Hummel children; Tina Cohen-Chang and Mike Chang; Quinn Fabray; Burt and Carole; Audrey Hudson-Hummel; Beth Corcoran; Rachel Berry; Jesse St. James; Miles Brown; Blaine Anderson; other original characters
Warnings: Miscarriage/pregnancy loss; implied consensual but unsafe BDSM; surrogacy/adoption; biting/bloodplay; [non-biological sibling incest (in easteregged fic)]
Editing/Betaing: After our long hiatus, and immediately on the heels of having major surgery, [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz once again stepped up to undertake the not inconsiderable workload you see before you. Words cannot adequately express our gratitude for the years of professionalism and skill he has gifted us. Patch and Rav both agree that there would be no SOTB without [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz. We would also like to thank [livejournal.com profile] separatrix and [livejournal.com profile] bicrim for being first readers on this project.
Authors’ Notes: Be sure to click on any links. Also, did we mention that this monstrosity is technically the teaser for Six Weeks?
Word Count: 22,700
Summary: Five floors, five years, and five kids.


Yes, but we’re the visiting team here )

Part Two
 
 
10 October 2013 @ 05:20 pm
Interlude: Sue [In the Bubble]  
Title: Interlude: Sue
Rating: G
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Mercedes, Sue Sylvester; Mercedes/Mike, Finn/Kurt/Puck.
Warnings: none
Summary: Sue Sylvester takes a risk that pays off in the best protege ever.
Word Count: 885

Interlude: Sue
 
 
10 October 2013 @ 05:15 pm
Hey Asshole, Wrong Number  
Title: Hey Asshole, Wrong Number
Rating: R
Character(s): Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Jake Puckerman & Glee Newbies
Warnings: Light/humorous teacher/student roleplay
Editing/Betaing: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] separatrix for giving this the once-over
Authors’ Notes:
Word Count: 3054
Summary: Puck always assumes he last texted Finn.

Remember )
 
 
21 May 2013 @ 09:00 am
Real Estate  
Title: Real Estate
Rating: PG
Character(s): Noah, Kurt, Finn; OCs
Warnings: none
Editing/Betaing: Our continued thanks to our editor-in-chief [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz for his hard work and attention to detail, and to [livejournal.com profile] separatrix for being our first set of eyes.
Word Count: 3072
Summary: Six people in a three-bedroom apartment gets a little cramped, fast.

Then Marguerite looks at the document for the other new clients, and her eyebrows go up. )
 
 
06 March 2013 @ 08:49 am
Regular Monday Thing  
Title: Regular Monday Thing
Rating: PG
Character(s): Paul Karofsky, Burt Hummel
Warnings: none
Editing/Betaing: Our continued thanks to [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz for his editorial genius, to [livejournal.com profile] separatrix for being our first set of eyes, and to [livejournal.com profile] scarletjedi for her in-doc literary analysis.
Summary: Paul and Burt walk into a bar.
Word Count: 629

Screw polite, we all saw it on TV )
 
 
06 November 2012 @ 09:00 am
Goldenboy  
Title: Goldenboy
Story Cycle: Blind Item
Rating: R
Character(s): Finn, Kurt, Noah; Bryson Tyche
Warnings: none
Editing/Betaing: Our continued thanks to our editor-in-chief [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz for his hard work and attention to detail, and thank you to [livejournal.com profile] separatrix, [livejournal.com profile] scarletjedi, [livejournal.com profile] hysterichotel, [livejournal.com profile] knittycat99, and [livejournal.com profile] bicrim, who have all read through this story cycle at different points since its first draft in December 2011 and offered their input.
Authors’ Notes: The downloadable playlist for this story cycle is available here.
Story Cycle Summary: An online rumor hits too close to home, and the added scrutiny forces Finn, Kurt, and Noah to re-evaluate themselves and their relationship.
Summary: This year was supposed to be Bryson Tyche's year. [21–22 September 2013]
Word Count: 1370

He’s living Bryson’s dream. )
 
 
26 October 2012 @ 09:00 am
The One Who Doesn't Get Away With It  
Title: The One Who Doesn't Get Away With It
Rating: R
Character(s): Jesse
Warnings: Please see the expanded warnings for Killers Week.
Editing/Betaing: [livejournal.com profile] scarletjedi and [livejournal.com profile] separatrix
Authors' Notes: The following is an AU, and is not canonical for SOTB/RW.
Summary: The follow-up to The One Where Jesse Likes Vegetarians
Word Count: 435

He won’t be. )
 
 
23 October 2012 @ 09:00 am
The One Where Jesse Likes Vegetarians  
Title: The One Where Jesse Likes Vegetarians
Rating: R
Character(s): Jesse, Rachel
Warnings: Please see the expanded warnings for Killers Week.
Editing/Betaing: [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz, [livejournal.com profile] scarletjedi, and [livejournal.com profile] separatrix (sorry, David! we didn't mean to forget you!!!)
Authors' Notes: The following is an AU, and is not canonical for SOTB/RW.
Summary: An AU spinning off from the middle of "Put On Your Yarmulkes"
Word Count: 1253

The last thing he needs is someone putting the pieces together )
 
 
22 August 2012 @ 09:00 am
Rambling Wrecks: July 2012  
Title: Rambling Wrecks: July 2012
Rating: R
Character(s): Dave, Casey, Miles Brown; The Atlanta RW ensemble (Ty, Coop, Danny); The Lima RW ensemble (Rick, Alicia, Taylor); Shannon Beiste and Monty Desmond
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Canon compliant through the end of season 2.
Disclaimer: Glee is the "intellectual" property of RIB/Fox/etc., but we've clearly gone fairly far afield by this point.
Editing/Betaing: Our continued thanks to [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz for his editorial genius and to [livejournal.com profile] separatrix for being our first set of eyes.
Authors' Note: This fic contains a small bit you've already seen before, "The Other Shirt" -- it was written to fit into this timeline, though, so into this timeline it finally goes.
Summary: Man-gossip, red Jello-O, proprietary baristism, hot forbidden love chicks, and a PFLAG planning meeting (with bonus juice)
Word Count: 7129

Even if he wasn’t lonely at all, he still misses Casey. )
 
 
09 May 2012 @ 09:08 am
Three Years Later, A Different World  
Title: Three Years Later, A Different World
Rating: R
Characters(s): Benji "Hipster" Whitman, Taylor Lange, Alicia Brown, references to Glee ensemble
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Canon compliant through the end of season 2.
Disclaimer: Glee is the "intellectual" property of RIB/Fox/etc.
Editing/Betaing: Our continued thanks to [livejournal.com profile] david_of_oz for his editorial genius.
Authors' Notes: In case you wondered about the town that they left behind, here's a bit about it.
Summary: The town of Lima, Ohio, briefly captured the nation's attention. Did their hard-won policy change really make an impact?
Word Count: 1149



Oh, has it been three years already? I guess it has. )
 
 
30 April 2012 @ 09:10 am
Teaser for 3x35 "In Medias Res"  
Title: Teaser for Episode 3x35 "In Medias Res"
Rating: PG-13
Characters(s): Rachel, Brooklyn, the Browns + Rick
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Canon compliant through the end of season 2.
Disclaimer: Glee is the "intellectual" property of RIB/Fox/etc.
Editing/Betaing: Our continued thanks to david_of_oz for his editorial genius.
Authors' Notes: This is it, y'all. The last episode of alternative season 3. Of course the 'verse isn't finished; there will be summerfic and lots of future fic in what we're calling 'fic cycles', as well as the continuing Rambling Wrecks storyline, but this weekly posting format is coming to a close. It's been a wild roller coaster of a year and we've loved it so.
We do have a full week of fic for you; the actual episode will post on Friday.
Summary: Forced emotion; Team Soups; plans of kidnapping
Word Count: 1130

It's just a Wednesday in the middle of finals week, and somehow it's become more important to her than any of those other days. )
 
 
09 April 2012 @ 09:39 am
Teaser for Episode 3x33 "Complicated Rules"  
Title: Teaser for Episode 3x33 "Complicated Rules"
Rating: PG-13
Characters(s): Emma, Will, Rachel, Finn, Allison Bonnenfant (OC)
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Canon compliant through the end of season 2.
Disclaimer: Glee is the "intellectual" property of RIB/Fox/etc.
Editing/Betaing: Our continued thanks to david_of_oz for his editorial genius.
Authors' Notes: Welcome back! This is going to be a two-part episode; there will be several pieces posted over the next TWO weeks.
Summary: Take-out and tartlets; Finn has a food tour guide; Rachel the humanitarian.
Word Count: 1167

She appreciates the effort to share the cooking, but she actually appreciates a nicely plated take-out order even more. )
 
 
12 March 2012 @ 09:15 am
Teaser for Ep 3x30 "Round Two"  
Title: Teaser for 3x30 "Round Two"
Rating: PG-13
Characters(s): Carole Hudson-Hummel, Benji "Hipster" Whitman
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Canon compliant through the end of season 2.
Disclaimer: Glee is the "intellectual" property of RIB/Fox/etc.
Editing/Betaing: Our continued thanks david_of_oz for his editorial genius.
Authors' Notes: If you missed our post over the weekend, we wanted to let everyone know we're going to take a one week posting hiatus during the first week of April. During that week, we'll make a post explaining some of our headcanon and answering questions you might have (within reason regarding spoilers!).
<3 to all of our readers & commenters. Really. <3
Summary: Carole really wants mango; someone calls a reporter
Word Count: 497

The hormonal shifts and the forgetfulness, though )
 
 
27 February 2012 @ 09:35 am
Teaser for 3x28 "Writing on the Wall"  
Title: Teaser for 3x28 "Writing on the Wall"
Rating: PG-13
Characters(s): Coach Beiste, Mandy, Rick, Alicia
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Canon compliant through the end of season 2.
Disclaimer: Glee is the "intellectual" property of RIB/Fox/etc.
Authors' Notes: Our continued thanks david_of_oz for his editorial genius.
Summary: Beiste's office is a safe space; Rick hasn't figured it out yet.
Word Count: 546

It’s like a sick parody )
 
 
20 February 2012 @ 09:28 am
Teaser for 3x27 "Fool Me Once"  
Title: Teaser for 3x27 "Fool Me Once"
Rating: PG-13
Characters(s): Figgins, Connie Dean (OC), Sam Evans, the Evans family
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Canon compliant through the end of season 2.
Disclaimer: Glee is the "intellectual" property of RIB/Fox/etc.
Authors' Notes: Our continued thanks david_of_oz for his editorial genius.
Summary: Principal Figgins grudgingly welcomes the media to his school; Sunday dinner at the Evans household.
Word Count: 680

a lovely moral young woman )
 
 
26 December 2011 @ 09:56 am
Teasers for 3x20 "Worst Case Scenario"  
Title: Teasers for 3x20 "Worst Case Scenario"
Rating: R
Characters(s): Rachel, Fordham (OC)
Warnings: Implied violence
Spoilers: Canon compliant through 2x22.
Disclaimer: RyMurph & crew own this show, some of these characters, but none of these story lines.
Authors' Notes: Here we go.
Summary: Rachel Berry's superior immune system. Another boring day in Lima.
Word Count: 512


She has to make sure Finn understands the importance of the Sunday rehearsal. )