08 April 2014 @ 08:10 pm
Newlyweds  
Title: Atlantic City
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Finn/Puck (background Kurt/Blaine)
Warnings: Tropes, Power Play, Painplay, Safe Sane and Consensual, Dirty talk
Authors' Notes: This is the sequel to Atlantic City
Summary: Not everyone responds positively to the news of Puck and Finn's spontaneous Atlantic City marriage.
Word Count: 13742

Newlyweds
 
 
14 March 2014 @ 11:07 pm
Third-Degree Felony  
Title: Third-Degree Felony
Rating: R
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Finn/Puck
Warnings: Non-con. Underage, forced prostitution; emotional manipulation; legal system.
Spoilers: pre-canon; includes some description of events in 1x01 and 1x13.
Disclaimer: Glee nor its characters belong to us
Authors' Notes: We never felt comfortable with how Glee presented a canonically 15-year-old Puck's "pool cleaning," which was obviously purposefully intended to appear as prostitution, as a comic and high-five-worthy situation. RIB played prostitution of a minor (below the age of consent in Ohio, and certainly outside the legal age to have sex with someone 18+) for laughs.
Compelling prostitution in Ohio is a third degree felony (Ohio Rev. Code § 2907.21) If the person compelled to engage in prostitution is less than 16 years old, the offense is punishable as a felony of the first degree, which can lead to a prison sentence from three to ten years and/or fines up to $20,000.
Summary: Puck didn't intend for his disclosure of what his summer was like to land him in the middle of a large-scale criminal investigation. He was just looking for a shoulder to cry on and someone to take him seriously. He finds a better best friend in Finn than he ever realized.
Word Count: 27856

Third-Degree Felony
 
 
07 March 2014 @ 12:55 am
Atlantic City  
Title: Atlantic City
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Finn/Puck
Warnings: Tropes, Rough Sex, Kink Negotiation, Power Play, Consent Play, Safe Sane and Consensual, Manhandling, Did We Mention Tropes?, Dirty Talk, Painplay
Authors' Notes: This is dedicated to bicrim because the Jersey Shore makes us think of her, and to david-of-oz because he's the best beta ever, but that means we don't usually get to surprise him with hardcore smut that he doesn't have to work for. LOOK WE MADE PORN FOR YOU SURPRISE!!!
Summary: Puck and Finn go to Atlantic City for a long weekend. Getting married and subsequently discovering all of each other's kinks wasn't part of the plan, but it works out nicely.
Word Count: 11455

Atlantic City in all its tropey and ridiculous glory!
 
 
15 February 2014 @ 11:29 pm
The Other Assholes - Chapters 12 & 13  
The Other Assholes make it to Nebraska (where they sleep a little too soundly) and find Az's Mormon Uncle's place (where they don't sleep as soundly as they had anticipated).

Just three chapters left in our DiO adventure!
 
 
11 February 2014 @ 12:41 pm
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 7/7]: Second Birthday  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Beth
Warnings: none
Summary: A year later.
Word Count: 318


Happy second birthday, Beth )
 
 
11 February 2014 @ 12:35 pm
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 6/7]: First Birthday (part 2 of 2)  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Carole, Kurt, Mercedes, Glee Ensemble
Warnings: none
Summary: A wedding, a competition, and a birthday.
Word Count: 12595

Part One

Maybe she could go to Harvard or something )
 
 
11 February 2014 @ 12:34 pm
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 6/7]: First Birthday (part 1 of 2)  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Carole, Kurt, Mercedes, Glee Ensemble
Warnings: none
Summary: A wedding, a competition, and a birthday.
Word Count: 12595

Did you have fun being a zombie, Beth? )

Part Two
 
 
29 January 2014 @ 09:50 am
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 5/6]: New Playbook (Part 2 of 2)  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Carole, Kurt, Mercedes, Karofsky & Azimio
Warnings: Mild homophobic language
Summary: Throw out everything you know about balancing a baby, school, football, and relationships.
Word Count: 10854

Part 1

I’ve decided it’s too early for the carseat )
 
 
29 January 2014 @ 09:44 am
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 5/6]: New Playbook (Part 1 of 2)  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Carole, Kurt, Mercedes, Karofsky & Azimio
Warnings: Mild homophobic language
Summary: Throw out everything you know about balancing a baby, school, football, and relationships.
Word Count: 10854


It can’t be a smirk until you know for sure she could bite you. )

Part 2
 
 
22 January 2014 @ 01:06 pm
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 4/6]: Growth Spurt (part 2 of 2)  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Carole, Kurt, Mercedes, Glee Ensemble, Judy Fabray
Warning: Character/maternal death
Author Notes: We have some expanded authors' notes with references on AO3.
Summary: School's out for the summer, which gives them even more opportunities to make everything in their schedule revolve around Beth.
Word Count: 14,958

Part 1

No, that’s the Puckerman baby )
 
 
22 January 2014 @ 01:05 pm
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 4/6]: Growth Spurt (part 1 of 2)  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Carole, Kurt, Mercedes, Glee Ensemble, Judy Fabray
Warning: Character/maternal death
Author Notes: We have some expanded authors' notes with references on AO3.
Summary: School's out for the summer, which gives them even more opportunities to make everything in their schedule revolve around Beth.
Word Count: 14,958



Babies make it hard to notice punctuation )

Part 2
 
 
18 January 2014 @ 09:54 pm
Before, After, During  
Title: Before, After, During
Rating: G through PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman; Gen, Pinn
Warning: Mentions canonical character death, mental instability, gun violence
Spoilers: Events of 5.03 The Quarterback
Author Notes: Works should definitely be read in order as listed
Summary: See individual works' summaries
Word Count: 22,542

Before: One
Before: Twenty
Before: Two
Before: Eight
Before: Nineteen
After (3/3)
Before: Twenty-Three
Before: Ten-Ninety
Before: Thirteen
During
 
 
15 January 2014 @ 08:33 pm
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 3/6]: Student Body (part 2 of 2)  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Carole, Kurt, Mercedes, Glee Ensemble, Russell Fabray
Warning: Character/maternal death
Author Notes: We have some expanded authors' notes with references on AO3.
Summary: Puck passes the baby doctor test, and attempts to balance school, fatherhood, and sleep.
Word Count: 11726

Part 1

Don’t let your grades slide, Beth )
 
 
15 January 2014 @ 08:29 pm
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 3/6]: Student Body (part 1 of 2)  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Carole, Kurt, Mercedes, Glee Ensemble, Russell Fabray
Warning: Character/maternal death
Author Notes: We have some expanded authors' notes with references on AO3.
Summary: Puck passes the baby doctor test, and attempts to balance school, fatherhood, and sleep.
Word Count: 11726

Chapter 1: Maternal Mortality
Chapter 2: Parental Units

I don’t think anyone living with a newborn’s supposed to remember anything )

Part 2
 
 
13 January 2014 @ 01:39 pm
The Same Old Song About Mexico  
Title: The Same Old Song About Mexico [Pinn & Kinn Big Bang 2013]
Author(s): patchfire & raving_liberal
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Pinn
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Warnings: Implied drugging and kidnapping, untranslated homophobia, bad Spanish
Spoilers: Some events of s4
Word Count: 39,000
Summary: Finn and Puck wake up in the desert with bare feet, almost $10K in their pockets, and no memory of how they got... wherever it is they are. With the hot sun beating down on their backs, surrounded by buzzards, and cursing Mr. Schue for his poor Spanish education, Puck and Finn make the laborious trek across the sand to the tiny village shimmering in the distance. Luckily, a few large bills make it easier to treat sunsickness. The lovesickness is a little harder.

The Same Old Song About Mexico by patchfire & raving_liberal
Digital Art by kidenagain
 
 
09 January 2014 @ 10:26 pm
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 2/6]: Parental Units  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Carole, Kurt, Mercedes, Glee Ensemble, Russell Fabray
Warning: Character death, maternal death
Author Notes: We have some expanded authors'notes with references on AO3.
Summary: Puck makes the slow adjustment to parenthood with Finn and Carole's support, but it's disrupted by an event they can't avoid.
Word Count: 10314

Chapter 1: Maternal Mortality

He’s gonna be a really good dad. )
 
 
22 December 2013 @ 09:22 pm
A Little Less F*cked Up [Chapter 1/6]: Maternal Mortality  
Title: A Little Less F*cked Up
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Quinn, Kurt, Mercedes, Carole, Will, Glee Ensemble
Warning: Character death, maternal death
Author Notes: We have some expanded authors'notes with references on AO3.
Summary: When things go horribly wrong during Quinn's birth, Puck finds himself alone in a room with his newborn daughter for several hours. Holding her in his arms makes Puck change his mind about what's best for the two of them. Finn soon finds himself in the position of co-parenting his ex-girlfriend and on-again, off-again best friend's baby.
Word Count: 8247

It’s just you and me for now, I guess. )

Chapter 2: Parental Units
 
 
15 December 2013 @ 10:23 pm
Political Junkies  
Title: Political Junkies
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual situations, and politics)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Kurt, Burt, Carole, Blaine, Rachel; Finn/Kurt/Puck, Finn/Rachel, Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: none
Authors'Notes We’re both huge fans of The West Wing, and that show subconsciously influenced Story of Three Boys more than we realized at the time. Patch has wanted to tell the story of Puck and Finn’s secret love of The West Wing and political shows for a long time now, and we finally had enough free time (ha ha) to tell it. Here it is, compete in its six chapters.
Summary: A month after Puck turns six, a month after kindergarten finally starts, his mom says that he can stay up and watch a television show with her. Twelve years later, that show drastically alters the course of Puck, Finn, and Kurt's lives, as Puck and Finn venture into the field of political campaigning.
Word Count: 27007

Political Junkies
 
 
07 December 2013 @ 11:12 pm
Interlude: Will [In The Bubble]  
Title: Interlude: Will
Rating: G
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Will Schuester, Puck, Kurt, Finn, Rachel Berry, Dave & Az, Mike, Matt, The Unholy Trinity, Tina, Artie
Warnings: none
Summary: Will thinks his auditions are going poorly, then McKinley's Power Posse arrives to fill the ranks from baritone to countertenor.
Word Count: 1871

Interlude: Will
 
 
06 December 2013 @ 11:49 am
Second Summer [In The Bubble]  
Title: Second Summer
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Kurt, Mercedes, Burt, Carole, Dave Karofsky, Azimio Adams, The Unholy Trinity; Puck/Finn/Kurt, Mercedes/Mike
Warnings: Implied/referenced child abuse
Summary: Hot weather and hotter tempers flare as the boys start their first real jobs under the watchful eye of Burt Hummel. Emotions run too close to the surface to remain hidden. Their social bubble expands by two, despite Puck's suspicions about ass-checking.
Word Count: 24270

Second Summer