04 August 2013 @ 10:44 pm
Stolen Summer & The Ladder [In The Bubble]  
So, um. We've maybe a little bit started writing a new series. Look for updates on In the Bubble (as well as our Dead in Ohio spin-off, The Other Assholes) semi-regularly. :)

Title: Stolen Summer
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Finn/Puck; Finn, Puck, Carole Hudson, Puck's mom & sister
Warnings: none
Summary: The summer before high school, Finn and Puck spend every week day sneaking into Finn's neighbor's pool, drinking boxed wine they swiped from Carole, and lamenting the need for clothes.
Word Count: 15,016

Stolen Summer

Title: The Ladder
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Finn/Puck; Finn, Puck, Kurt, Mercedes
Warnings: none
Summary: As freshmen year begins, Puck and Finn have to navigate the social structure of their new high school. Football helps, as do new friends, but things start really falling into place when Puck accepts a few truths about himself.
Word Count: 16,455

The Ladder
30 July 2013 @ 02:07 pm
Some Good for You and Me [Puckurt Big Bang 2013]  
Title: Some Good for You and Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] patchfire
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] naryakiuxen
Rating: R
Genres: historical AU
Warnings: period-typical racist and homophobic attitudes and implied language; references to troubling historical events and violence
Spoilers: parallels some plot points from seasons 1-3 in a historical setting
Summary: In the years between 1966 and 1969, the United States is changing. Still, in Lima, Ohio, the smartest thing a young homosexual can do is keep his head down, go on chaste dates, join the football team, and not speak too loudly about his politics. He can also hope that he might find someone else to share his secret with.
Wordcount: 36,993

Some Good for You and Me by patchfire
29 July 2013 @ 02:06 pm
Bad War, Good Soldier [Puckurt Big Bang 2013]  
Title: Bad War, Good Soldier
Author: [livejournal.com profile] raving_liberal
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] patchfire
Rating: R
Genres: Epistolary; romance/drama; AU
Warnings: Prior/off-screen death of a major canonical character.
Author’s Notes: While this story was completed prior to Cory Monteith’s recent passing, the similarities between his death and the character death in this story may be upsetting. I strongly considered withdrawing this story from the bang for this reason. Please read with caution.
Spoilers: None
Summary: When cleaning out his brother's apartment, Kurt comes across a letter from an anonymous pen pal on the other side of the country. Passing himself off as Recipient #5893, Kurt forges a friendship with the wounded soldier, Recipient #14507. Is the relationship they build on support, advice, and mutual loneliness enough to overcome Kurt’s initial deceit?
Wordcount: 15,504

Bad War, Good Soldier by raving_liberal
28 July 2013 @ 04:44 pm
Bucketlist [Puckurt Big Bang 2013]  
Title: Bucketlist
Author: [livejournal.com profile] patchfire & [livejournal.com profile] raving_liberal
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] cat_eats_apple
Rating: NC-17
Genres: Action/Heist/Dark Comedy
Warnings: Tarantino/Ritchie-esque violence, sex, language, and precarious situations.
Spoilers: Through mid-season 3
Summary: Noah Puckerman was just the guy who made the deliveries, toting who-knows-what in a bucket of pool chemicals. When bullets start flying at a routine hand-off, Puck takes the bucket and runs, enlisting Kurt as his unwitting accomplice in a search for a way out of a seemingly no-win situation. Now Puck and Kurt are running for their lives, dodging gangsters and feds, crossing out names on a list of the Midwest’s vagrants, and living by one simple rule: whatever you do, don’t open the bucket.
Wordcount: 42,044

Bucketlist by patchfire and raving_liberal

25 July 2013 @ 08:36 pm
What Patch & Rav Did With Their Summer Vacation (or just this past week)  
So we've had a pretty busy posting week this week, but since none of it is SOTB/RW, we haven't been updating here for every little thing. Instead, we're giving you this "past week in review" in list form!

In the past week, we've written and/or posted:

  • Patch & I have three bangs total posted in the [livejournal.com profile] puckurtbigbang (a solo bang a piece, plus one co-written bang). Patch's is a 60s AU called "Some Good for You And Me", mine is an AU called "Bad War, Good Soldier" (plz read the warnings/notes), and the co-written bang is a heist/caper story called "Bucketlist" (and you're welcome to guess what's in the bucket).
  • Three Versions of the Same Porn, a smutty/cracky little Fuckurt piece we wrote last night/today.
  • Upside Down, a Pinn story.
  • Patch wrote a neat genfic called Conversations Emma Pillsbury Should Have Had in 2010, which is about exactly what the title says it's about.
  • Chapters 3-5 of The Other Assholes, our Dead in Ohio companion fic. Keep an eye out for chapter 6 in the next day or so!
  • Another "little" fic for a different ship (if you know us well, you probably already know; if you don't know, you can ask us and we might tell you).
22 July 2013 @ 11:07 am
Puckurt Big Bang Posting Has Begun!  


Posting for the Puckurt Big Bang 2013 has begun. Stories will post twice daily (10AM & 2PM) from Monday through Saturday. Don't forget to join or watch the [livejournal.com profile] puckurtbigbang community to catch all eleven of our PKBB 2013 participants.

Our co-written fic had the #1 slot today. Patch & I also both have solo-written bangs posting later in the week.
19 March 2013 @ 03:25 pm
The Other Assholes  
Title: The Other Assholes
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] patchfire and [livejournal.com profile] raving_liberal
Rating: R
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Azimio Adams, Dave Karofsky, the Kid
Warning: Zombies and zombie-appropriate violence and gore; brief mention of child abuse; bad jokes, foul language, and bros being bros (but not bros helping bros); questionable apocalypse survival tactics.
Spoilers: Through the beginning of s3
Author Notes: This is a companion story to Dead in Ohio. It takes place within the Zombieland world, but does not contain character crossover. Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] knittycat99. We have no set update schedule for this work; we promise it will be finished eventually!
Word Count: Chapter 1 (4938), Chapter 2 (13,289)
Summary: However much Azimio Adams likes to credit Left 4 Dead with instilling him with zombie survival skills, Dave and Az were not prepared for the apocalypse. The grubby little hitchhiker they pick up outside Van Wert insists he’s seventeen and packs his own can opener. The unlikely trio make their way across the Midwest in hopes of a safe haven with a clear line of sight.

Chapter One

Chapter Two
18 August 2012 @ 12:00 pm
Linchpin [Kurt OT3 Bang]  
Now that the [livejournal.com profile] kurt_ot3bang is over, here's the cracky little story we wrote for it! If you haven't read the other stories from the bang, I suggest you go to the community and check them out. It was a lot of fun!

Title: Linchpin
Author: [livejournal.com profile] patchfire & [livejournal.com profile] raving_liberal
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] naryakiuxen
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kurt/Finn/Puck
Genres: Romance/Comedy
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Through end of season 3
Summary: Puck was pretty sure that planning on marrying Rachel Berry right out of high school had been Finn's dumbest idea yet, until Finn put Rachel on a train to New York City and told Puck he was planning on enlisting in the army. That's definitely the dumbest idea ever, and Puck can't seem to talk him out of it. Maybe the combined efforts of Kurt Hummel and Noah Puckerman can shove some sense back into Finn. After all, Kurt and Puck are the only two people who seem to care about Finn's health, mental well-being, and leg not being blown off by a landmine. Initiating: Operation Saving Private Finn.
Wordcount: 54,310
Linchpin by patchfire & raving_liberal
Traditional/digital art by Narya
10 November 2011 @ 09:56 am
Master Post of Other-Fic  
[livejournal.com profile] patchfire and [livejournal.com profile] raving_liberal do write things other than the Story of Three Boys series.

Sometimes we write cracky stuff together:

Texting in Class
1994 (prologue)

Sometimes Patch writes stuff on her own:

Top!Verse series
As I Walk the Walk of Shame [FIDW]
Before the End of Hanukkah [2011 Chrismukkah Fest]

Sometimes Rav writes stuff on her own:

Form!Verse series
Russian Roulette [FIDW]
30 Endings (Happy & Otherwise) [30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles]
Buttered Popcorn [2011 Chrismukkah Fest]
OnStar [2011 Chrismukkah Fest]
10 November 2011 @ 09:56 am
Master Post of Other-Fic  

[livejournal.com profile] patchfire and [livejournal.com profile] raving_liberal do write things other than the Story of Three Boys series:

Dead in Ohio (Kurt/Puck, Finn/Tina, Dave/OC, Az/OC)

Dead in Ohio [2012 Puckurt Big Bang]
The Other Assholes
Day 11: Rule 21 [Fuckurt Advent 2013]
Brett’s Week (Gen)
Last Name, Group Designation (Gen)

A Little Less F*cked Up (ALLF*U) (Finn/Puck)

A Little Less F*cked Up (Finn/Puck)
Day 22: First Christmas [Fuckurt Advent 2013]
Team Mom [Pinn Week]
Dancing Dreidels [Fuckurt Advent 2014]

In The Bubble (Finn/Puck; Finn/Puck/Kurt)

In the Bubble 'verse
Day 18: Festive Sex Toys [Fuckurt Advent 2013]

Hey Asshole! (Finn/Puck)

Hey Asshole, Wrong Number
Day 10: Hey Asshole, It's Christmas [Fuckurt Advent 2013]

Before, After, During (Finn/Puck)

Before, After, During [post-5x03]

Spontaneous Marrying (Finn/Puck)

Atlantic City

Third-Degree Felony (Finn/Puck)
Third-Degree Felony

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Asset (Kurt/Puck; Finn/Kurt/Puck)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Asset [2014 Puckurt Big Bang]

Mexico (Finn/Puck)

The Same Old Song About Mexico [2013 Pinn & Kinn Big Bang]
Grand Farewell Tour [Fuckurt Advent 2014]

Political Junkies (Finn/Puck/Kurt)

Political Junkies
Tooth & Nail [Fuckurt Big Bang 2015]
A Little More Tinsely [Fuckurt Advent Boxing Day Jamboree 2015]

We Found It On Tumblr (Finn/Puck)

In front of the entire bar, bro!
Dejected Sigh
Secret Jewish Santa [Fuckurt Advent 2015]

All Along (Finn/Puck)

In The Dark I See [2014 Pinn & Kinn Big Bang]
Eloise's First Hanukkah [Fuckurt Advent 2015]

Single and Ready to Flaming-le (Finn/Puck)

Pink Ice Cream, Flamingos, and You


Upside Down
Day 25: Burning Low [Fuckurt Advent 2013]
Common Ground [Pinn Week]
Twenty-Nine Dollars
My Backwards Walk
Like Rebel Diamonds
50 States
The Enemy
Futile Devices
Post-Break-Up Sex
Place for Us
Moth's Wings
Friends Make Garbage (Good Friends Take It Out)
End of the Line [Pinn Week]
Perfect Mundane Domestic Life series [Pinn Week]
One Last Time, One Last Fight series
Cat Person [Fuckurt Advent Boxing Day Jamboree 2014]
Best Seats
Yarnathon 2015
Impulse Control
Bring My History Home [Out With A Bang]
Stupid Skateboard Trick [Fuckurt Trope Bingo 2015]
Werewolf Hunting [Fuckurt Trope Bingo 2015]
Only Other Bengals Fan in Lima [Fuckurt Trope Bingo 2015]
Semi [Fuckurt Trope Bingo 2015]
Hardest Part
Dueling Inflatables [Fuckurt Advent 2015]
Beautiful & Close & Young [Fuckurt Big Bang 2015]
That Was the Worst Christmas Ever! [Fuckurt Advent 2015]
The Lions in Winter [Fuckurt Advent 2015]
All the Ashes in My Wake [Glee Prompt Meme]
Mean Something [Glee Prompt Meme]


Day 6: Mistletoe [Fuckurt Advent 2013]


Bucketlist [2013 Puckurt Big Bang]


Linchpin [2012 Kurt OT3 Bang]
Songbirds Don't Sing "Candles" [2014 Kurt OT3 Bang]
Three Versions of the Same Porn
The Time We Do Have (Puck/Kurt, Puck/Kurt/Finn)

We also sometimes write stuff that isn't Glee!

Purim Gifts 2015 – White Collar (Peter/El)

Stack of Boxes
Like Name, Like Namesake
Security Contractor

Sometimes Patch writes stuff on her own:

Top!Verse series
As I Walk the Walk of Shame [FIDW 2011]
Before the End of Hanukkah [2011 Chrismukkah Fest]
Legally by Thirty [2012 Puckurt Big Bang]
Hummel to the Rescue (Kurt, gen)
Girls will be Boys and Boys will be Girls [31 Days of Puckurt Drabbles]
Better Than Planned series [2013 Pinn Week]
Conversations Emma Pillsbury Should Have Had in 2010
Some Good for You and Me [2013 Puckurt Big Bang]
(long) after (you're gone) [post-5x03] (Puck, gen)
State of Ohio / City of Lima -vs- Corcoran, Shelby (Puck, gen)
The Lies Kurt Hummel Told (Kurt, gen)
Day 3: Sledding [Fuckurt Advent 2013] (Puck/Finn)
Tainted Love [2014 Puckurt Big Bang]
Snuggling [Fuckurt Advent 2014] (Finn/Puck)
Shamash [Fuckurt Advent 2015] (Finn/Puck)

Sometimes Rav writes stuff on her own:

Russian Roulette [FIDW 2011]
30 Endings (Happy & Otherwise) [30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles]
Buttered Popcorn [2011 Chrismukkah Fest]
OnStar [2011 Chrismukkah Fest]
Pinn Week Snippets [2013 Pinn Week]
Finn & Puck's Excellent L.A. Adventures (Finn/Puck)
Bad War, Good Soldier [2013 Puckurt Big Bang]
The Time Traveler's Brother [post-5x03] (Finn & Kurt gen)
Come Back [Fuckurt Advent 2014] (Finn/Puck)
Kis Katona (CA:TWS/MCU)
Rebuild (Torchwood)

We also do fandom-related knits

Rav on Ravelry
Patch on Ravelry